Dreadful Customer Service

Dreadful customer service is what I experienced"Who in the group has ever owned a boat?" That
when I charted a Sarasota fishing boat a fewwould've gotten Rudy talking up a storm.
days after Christmas. The plan was simple andOnce again - they couldn't care less.
was designed to provide six people with fun, fish,They both smoked continuously. My
and of course a few good fishing stories.brother-in-law, Danny, just quit smoking five
I invited my father, Rudy, my brother-in-law, mymonths earlier.
niece, her boyfriend, one of my neighbors andWhenever the first mate had to repair a hook or
with me we had our group of six.replace the bait he oftentimes had to cut off
We hired a 41 foot custom Fitz Sportfisherman. Itsome fishing line. Guess where the cut lines ended
should be noted that it was not inexpensive. Itup - yup right over the transom into the Gulf of
was $650 plus a 20% tip for the four hours in theMexico. That's a no-no!
sun on the Gulf. Obviously we expected goodOn a boat, a bathroom is called the head. The
customer service.head on this boat had no running water. Yuk!
The boat was scheduled between 1 PM and 5 PMThe head on this boat also had no toilet paper. My
and we were told to be there 15 minutes early.niece really appreciated this oversight. He stopped
We arrived 30 minutes early. Don't forget I wrotefor cigarettes, why couldn't he pick up some toilet
the book, "57 Ways To Take Control Of Yourpaper? Double yuk!
Time And Your Life."The captain said 80% of his business was repeat.
The boat showed up at 1 PM from the morningHe also said his business was down. His business
charter. They were late and there were noisn't down because of the economy - it's down
apologies. We finally left the dock at 1:35 PM. Webecause he has no clue how to treat his paying
took a five-minute detour to stop for cigarettescustomers.
for the captain and first mate. Both the captainThe captain also didn't explain the tipping policy. It
and the first mate looked like they had worn theturns out the first mate's earnings are 100%
same T-shirts and cutoffs for days. Looks likedependent on the tips he gets.
customer service may not be a high priority forThey just had attitudes - unfortunately the wrong
these guys.kind.
My father and I over the years both had boatsWe ended up catching six good-sized fish. The trip
of our own. His was a 36 foot and mine was a 26back to the dock gave us a spectacular sunset to
foot cabin cruiser. I bring this up because I knowwatch - so all was not lost. We made the best of
from personal experience how slippery a wetthe worst!
boat deck can be. Our Caprtain and first mateIf little things mean everything what the captain
both were shoeless. This is an accident waiting toand his first mate offered was indeed very little.
happen.In fact that's why I'm writing this letter.
They were careless and couldn't care less!There's a lesson here for all of us.
In fact the Captain did his best to demonstrateIt's not what you think about what you do.
his nautical skills by steering the boat with hisIt's not what you think about the service you're
shoeless feet - what a sight. Actually it made meproviding.
want to puke.It's not what you think about how good you are.
At the start of the fishing trip I told the Captain IIt's not what you think that matters at all.
was building a website about Siesta Key Florida. IIn fact what matters most in most businesses,
said, "Show us a good time today and I willincluding charter fishing boats, is what the
feature your boat and services prominently oncustomer thinks. Plain and simple.
my new website." He said not convincingly, "I'llThis customer thinks this Captain and his first
show you a good time today."mate should explore a new line of work that
Neither the Captain or the first mate asked us adoesn't involve any contact with customers
single question.period. Like washing Lighthouse windows off the
In this situation they could have established lots ofcoast of Maine in the winter. There are more than
rapport by asking questions like:60 lighthouses along Maine's craggy down east
"Where are you folks from?"peninsulas.
"What kind of fish are you most interested inThere is never any excuse for dreadful customer
today?"service. Good service gets rewarded and dreadful
"What kind of fishing trips have you taken in theservice gets penalized and that's the way it's
past?"supposed to be.